"Do you sometimes feel irritable restless uneasy sad normal or just plain not high? Maybe it’s time to try crack. Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay, heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia or the sensation that you’re on fire. Peeing blood and seeing friends faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack. People who use crack may also experience five to seven years in prison where brutal raping may occur. If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer - you may need more crack. Crack - isn’t it time you see what all the fuss is about?"
- American Dad, A Jones for a Smith”